How to Eat A Horse

So around noon today Kelsi tells me "mommy I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"
So I ask "where are you gonna get a horse"
She says "from the farm"
So I make her and her sister a Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich. She ate half....
So I tell her "should I have made you horse instead?"
She says, "no."
I say "are you still hungry?"
She says "yeah I could still eat a horse"
I say "why don't you start with your sandwich"


Then I ask "how would you eat a horse?"
She says, "you chop off it's head because heads taste yucky, then you slice it up and eat it like bacon, but bacon is pig and I like bacon."
I say "Good to know"