What's your Name?

Kelsi to a little girl at firehouse "hi, how old are you?"
Girl "i'm 5"
Kelsi "I'm 4, but i'll be 5 soon. What's your name?"
Girl "Emma"
Kelsi "I'm Kelsi Louise Flanders. What is your Flanders name?" 
Girl "mom?"
Emma's mom looked to me for clarification.
Me "She's asking last name."
Emma's Mom "She's Emma Davis"

Sparkling pee

Karli runs into the living room "Mom I peed out sfarkles." In a tone that said she was quite impressed with her newfound ability.
I ask "You what?!?!?!"
She says grinning from ear to ear "I peed sfarkles"
I clarify "You peed sparkles???"
(then I remembered had cleaned up a glitter mess off the floor and shook the rag over the toilet and not flushed) I chuckled
She then took her sister to show her the sparkling pee. Kelsi was very impressed. I looked, laughed and flushed the sparkly pee.

Pop Sickers

I'm making myself pot stickers for lunch cuz my children don't like them so I try not to make them with dinner too often.
Karli says "I like pop sickers"
I ask " Since when?"
Karli "I eated them the last day"
I ask "and what day was that?"
Karli "Friday" (pause) "or fursday, yeah"
Me "Karli I haven't made them for like 2 weeks"
Karli  "But it were Friday"
Me "how do you know?"
Karli "because"

Melted

Me- "Kelsi, what is ice when it melts?"
Kelsi-"Water"
Me- "And what is ice cream when it melts?"
Kelsi "An empty cup, or an empty bowl"

Meet Their Daddy

I asked Kelsi and Karli Questions about their daddy these were their answers....

ASKED KELSI
What is Daddy's name? "Daddy, Matthew, Matthew actually"
What does Daddy do for fun? "He goes in the sand dues and he rides on dune buggies"
What does daddy do at work? "He drives dune buggies"
What are dad's favorite foods? "uuh, hmmm, a roll up with cheese and ham and tomatos, and he loves mandays, mayonnaise" 
What does daddy like to drink? "he likes a soda"
How old is dad? "like 20" How old am I? "25" 
How tall is Dad?  "Like this tall, very tall he can reach the lightbulb without reaching, like 20 feet tall, or maybe 14 feet"
What is dad's hair like? "It's like getting your round and round with a haircut, like a merry go round with a haircut"
How much does daddy weigh? "40 pounds"
What is the best thing about daddy? "that he loves to just jump rope and we we just do it up and down and up and down and he jups and if he can jump over it he wins"
What is your favorite thing to do with dad? "just, I love to play with daddy with those beads over there (Points at glow in the dark air soft bb's)"
How long have you known Dad? "a since, like Karli's birthday"
When did you and Daddy meet? "I meet him......long pause....when I were a baby?" (she was confused by this question)

ASKED KARLI

What is Daddy's name? "He a Matthew

What does Daddy do for fun? "he like's to work"

What does daddy do at work? "He just rides a dune buggy at work

What are dad's favorite foods? "He likes the Casino just like I do, we love it"

What does daddy like to drink? "He loves to drink soda"

How old is dad? "He's like that old (5 fingers) just like my sissy is" 

How tall is Dad? " he's like that tall, how taller than I am"

What is dad's hair like? "His looks like that (rubs her head) He shaves it"

How much does daddy weigh? " He weighs 14pounds, just like I weigh 14 pounds , yeah that's right"

What is the best thing about daddy? "that he puts me upside down and flings me upside up"

What is your favorite thing to do with dad? "Take him to the zoo with me"

How long have you known Dad? "I known him like that tall" 

When did you and Daddy meet? "I meet him at the zoo one time"

Questionare.....Kelsi and Karli

I separated my girls and asked them a series of questions, exactly the same These were their answers written word for word as told to me:

ASKED KELSI
What is your name? Kelsi K-E-L-S-I"
What is your favorite color? "pink and green"
 Who is your best friend?"Karli"
How old are you?"4"
What is your favorite animal?"A giraffe and an Elephant"
What do you want to be when you grow up? "I want to be a princess"
What is your favorite Movie?"My favorite movie is Mary Kate and Ashley"
What is your favorite book?"Clifford, Clifford book"
What makes you happy?"That my sissy shares with her teddy with me sometimes"
What makes you sad?"That my, that you, if everybody if you just don't leave me down out in the car. " (she is afraid of strangers/ figments of her imagination and does not like to be even 10 feet from us in unfamiliar areas)
What is your favorite food?"Macaroni and Cheese"
What is your favorite song?"La, La, La, we love you in the morning, la la la le la we do it in the morning and la la de de la lo and when Hailey comes and when we la la lal la la le lo..........that is my song and that is the end and it is a lullaby and I maked it up so my brother will fall asleep"
What is your favorite game? "Hopscotch"

ASKED KARLI 
What is your name? "Karli, I'm two and I'm Karli" (she's 3 and held  up 3 fingers to tell me 2, I told her count her fingers she counts 1-2-3 )
What is your favorite color? "My favorite is the color like the ceiling"
 Who is your best friend?"I don't know." (ran to grab a teddy)
What is your favorite animal?"my favorite animal runned away from me and I don't know where he went."
What do you want to be when you grow up?"I want to be a giant teddy bear when I grow up"
What is your favorite Movie?"I know, Pippi Longstocking is my favorite movie, Yeah"
What is your favorite book?"mine is spooky little tree to we dare go in the spooky little tree, yes we dare"
What makes you happy?"a song makes me happy"
What makes you sad? "When I don't like ghostes, or a bear, or I don't like elmo or I don't like robots and then a monster comes and then I hide under your blanket that's what I really don't like and it makes me sad"
What is your favorite food?"Mine is the casino, my favorite food is the casino"
What is your favorite song?""Mine is about, I know, It's about Pippi Longstocking"
What is your favorite game? "I love to play a game what's a kid game that I really love, and if I buy a game computer"