I asked my kids "who do I like the best"
Karli-me
Kelsi- me
Kaleb- COFFEE MAKER.
Kaleb is officially my favorite.....this week. LOL
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Monday, March 10, 2014
Could be worse
So my daughters were in trouble for opening 30 packs of crackers eating the filling and leaving the rest on the floor that got stepped on... And crumbs everywhere...then I remembered.....
I was 4 (maybe 5?) once, I stole Carmex from a friend, used gobs on myself, then filled the cats ears, then I wanted to return the Carmex cuz I felt guilty for taking it, I got the Vaseline, filled the Carmex jar, then cleaned my hands on the carpet, that felt soooo cool and I could see a color difference in the carpet, so I tried to coat the rest if the carpet in Vaseline so it would all look the same........... My logic was slightly flawed...and I'm not sure WTF I was thinking about Smokey Joe, poor cat!
Still got mad but shoot, I could have carpet, and it could have been Vaseline..... My poor mother!!
I was 4 (maybe 5?) once, I stole Carmex from a friend, used gobs on myself, then filled the cats ears, then I wanted to return the Carmex cuz I felt guilty for taking it, I got the Vaseline, filled the Carmex jar, then cleaned my hands on the carpet, that felt soooo cool and I could see a color difference in the carpet, so I tried to coat the rest if the carpet in Vaseline so it would all look the same........... My logic was slightly flawed...and I'm not sure WTF I was thinking about Smokey Joe, poor cat!
Still got mad but shoot, I could have carpet, and it could have been Vaseline..... My poor mother!!
Supervision
At goodwill today
Jasmine "Will you get my sister this Dora apron?"
-nope
Jasmine- "why not?"
-"I will not buy Dora because I choose not to support the whiny child that never has any adult supervision"
Jasmine "Tina, nobody has super-vision, not even adults"
-what?!? What do you think "supervision" means?
Jasmine "seeing super far away"
-chuckling to myself, "supervision means being watched, like I am supervising you, Karli and Kaleb and Lou Lou is supervising Kelsi....Dora wanders everywhere by herself."
Jasmine "she has boots"
-"that is irrelevant... What is a monkey going to do if Dora falls?"
---silence
Love this kind if conversation lol
Jasmine "Will you get my sister this Dora apron?"
-nope
Jasmine- "why not?"
-"I will not buy Dora because I choose not to support the whiny child that never has any adult supervision"
Jasmine "Tina, nobody has super-vision, not even adults"
-what?!? What do you think "supervision" means?
Jasmine "seeing super far away"
-chuckling to myself, "supervision means being watched, like I am supervising you, Karli and Kaleb and Lou Lou is supervising Kelsi....Dora wanders everywhere by herself."
Jasmine "she has boots"
-"that is irrelevant... What is a monkey going to do if Dora falls?"
---silence
Love this kind if conversation lol
Shocking
David was asking about grandma and grandpa so I reminded him they flew in an airplane to Vegas and they'd be back soon. Kaleb(2) says "they flew. In an airplane. In the sky?!?! Oh. my. gosh. so cool!"
Quizzes
Quizzed my kids.....got the usual.....except for these.....
Karli-
"Daddy is so heavy for me to put on a rope"
"mommy is light enough I could put put her on the stove"
Daddy is 7, mommy is 100
Mom always says "No" dad always says "go ask mom"
Dads favorite food is poop pie me "poop pie?" Karli "what if he ate it one day" Me "yeah.....what if...."
Favorite animal "flies and horses and unicorns and zebras"
If she could do or be anything in the world she would "play on motorcycles."
Kelsi-
favorite color is "pink but I really like every color of the rainbow i jus really really like pink"
Favorite song "Pandora"
Daddy is 40lbs, mommy is 20lbs
Daddy is 99, mommy is 27
Karli-
"Daddy is so heavy for me to put on a rope"
"mommy is light enough I could put put her on the stove"
Daddy is 7, mommy is 100
Mom always says "No" dad always says "go ask mom"
Dads favorite food is poop pie me "poop pie?" Karli "what if he ate it one day" Me "yeah.....what if...."
Favorite animal "flies and horses and unicorns and zebras"
If she could do or be anything in the world she would "play on motorcycles."
Kelsi-
favorite color is "pink but I really like every color of the rainbow i jus really really like pink"
Favorite song "Pandora"
Daddy is 40lbs, mommy is 20lbs
Daddy is 99, mommy is 27
Life situations
Time 1
Me- "quit shrieking...Is it a life or death situation???"
Kelsi- "a life one"
Me ....
Time 2
Kelsi-"a life one"
Me- well then no shrieking unless its a death situation!!
They have a habit of shrieking an adrenaline boosting shriek over things such as a sibling stealing a toy or a paper-cut.
Me- "quit shrieking...Is it a life or death situation???"
Kelsi- "a life one"
Me ....
Time 2
Kelsi-"a life one"
Me- well then no shrieking unless its a death situation!!
They have a habit of shrieking an adrenaline boosting shriek over things such as a sibling stealing a toy or a paper-cut.
Little pecker!
So the other day at Matt's work we went to check out the chickens and this one hen won't stop pecking at my bare toes Karli says "That little pecker is eating your toes!"
She didn't get why I thought that was hilarious.
She didn't get why I thought that was hilarious.
Very Scientific
HAHAHA We're doing
science in school, I asked Kelsi "draw a pic of something you LIKE the smell of"
she draws Cake, cookies, PB&J, popcorn, cinnamon rolls and flowers.
"Draw something you DON'T like the smell of."
She drew this: With the explanation "I drawed daddy, because he is really stinky, he is in the kitchen and I can smell him when I am sitting on the couch and it's just NASTY!"note the bumps at the bottom of his torso before the legs, Kelsi informed me "that's daddy's stinky butt"
she draws Cake, cookies, PB&J, popcorn, cinnamon rolls and flowers.
"Draw something you DON'T like the smell of."
She drew this: With the explanation "I drawed daddy, because he is really stinky, he is in the kitchen and I can smell him when I am sitting on the couch and it's just NASTY!"note the bumps at the bottom of his torso before the legs, Kelsi informed me "that's daddy's stinky butt"
Commercial power
I'm certain that commercials are aimed at 5 yr olds!!
While shopping "MOM you NEED this cleaner, it cleans the titchen, the bafroom AND the floor!!"
Me "Really?? all by itself?"
Kelsi with exaggerated scrubbing hand movements "Yeah, you don't even have to schrub that much, it just goes tlean, tlean, tlean"
Me " The cleaners I use now work just fine Kelsi"
Kelsi "You NEED this one it makes tleaning easier!"
Another trip.
"Mom you have to get Kaleb pampers because then he can crawl and run and play and they won't even fall off"
Me "Kelsi, have you ever seen Kaleb's diaper fall off, leak or otherwise fail?"
Kelsi "no"
Me "his diaper is huggies.....they work just fine"
While shopping "MOM you NEED this cleaner, it cleans the titchen, the bafroom AND the floor!!"
Me "Really?? all by itself?"
Kelsi with exaggerated scrubbing hand movements "Yeah, you don't even have to schrub that much, it just goes tlean, tlean, tlean"
Me " The cleaners I use now work just fine Kelsi"
Kelsi "You NEED this one it makes tleaning easier!"
Another trip.
"Mom you have to get Kaleb pampers because then he can crawl and run and play and they won't even fall off"
Me "Kelsi, have you ever seen Kaleb's diaper fall off, leak or otherwise fail?"
Kelsi "no"
Me "his diaper is huggies.....they work just fine"
Pukable
Kelsi decided to try a tomato again (she doesn't like them) and says "mmm these are good" she eats the middle and spits out the skin.
so naturally Karli wants to try a tomato again too she says "mmm, (pause, makes a face) these are totally pukeable!!" as she spits it out.
so naturally Karli wants to try a tomato again too she says "mmm, (pause, makes a face) these are totally pukeable!!" as she spits it out.
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