Cheap mommy

Kelsi walks into the living room with a barcode sticker and tells me "I'm gonna sell you mom"
I say "what? "
She says "or daddy, But you are home so I will sell you"
I ask "so how much do I cost"
She hands me a penny....and says "one money, and a princess sticker"
I say "wow, that princess sticker must be worth a lot"
She says "no, you're cheap"
I ask " what does cheap mean"
She says "it means I can buy it cuz you said"
So I ask "why do you want to sell me?"
She says "cuz you're a good mommy"
So I ask "so why don't you keep me?"
she says "I'm gonna buy you"


Yeah, she's gonna sell me, for cheap, to herself!!! Great Logic.