Directions

"Mom you need to keep this number so if I get lost you can call it."
Me- "how about you remember daddy's number and call him"
Kelsi "He won't have a mat."
Me "a Mat? you mean a map?"
Kelsi "No, I mean the directions, like the way you go, like left, right....the MAT"
Me "yeah Kelsi, That's called a MAP with a P"

Onions

Karli and I were waiting at the doctors office browsing a magazine. We come to a picture and I ask Karli "What is this a picture of?"
She says "A cupcake with a cookie on top" (it was a pic of a muffin)
Moving on "Karli what is this a picture of?"
Her "I don't know, I have no clues."
Me "What do you do with it?"
Her "put it in a bowl"
Me "Why?"
her "to eat it"
Me "you eat it all by itself just in a bowl?" ( i was hoping for cut it up put in soup, or in something else.)
Her  (chuckles) "no, You use a fork"
It was that scope ad where the scope goes through the onion like a bullet.

Vegetarian

Kelsi didn't want meat in her taco tonight so I asked "Are you a vegetarian?"
She replied "What's a vetatarinin"
Daddy replied "Someone who won't eat yummy cow bites."

Where's the remote?

"Kelsi where is the remote?"
Kelsi- "I don't Know. I have no clues. You should probably keep it out of reach of childlens. Or maybe just Karli."
I just laughed, and she asks "what?"

Kelsi saw a Church

My mom was reading Kelsi a Mrs. Piggle Wiggle book and it was talking about Mrs. Piggle Wiggle going to church.
Kelsi interrrupted "I see-ed a church one time!!" all excited.
mom and I just chuckled.

Nightmares (Kelsi)

Kelsi just woke up and came to the living room pouting and I figure she's just not wanting to go to bed I ask her "what's wrong?"
She replies  "Mom I think my head thinked of a big scary guy that look-ed like a sheep thing and eated my bike outside.....I think my head thinked of this" She says with her lip quivvering but smiling a "why would my head think of that look of confusion smile"
I just gave her a hug and told her "You sure have a silly head don't you." 
And then we laughed because why would a sheep eat her bike, he'd much prefer grass.

It's Christmas

Well, not really, it's snowing.
Kelsi tells me "Mom it's Christmas, Santa come-ed and bringed us snow"
Me "Kelsi it's not Christmas, we took down the tree"
Kelsi "No mom it's REAL Christmas today"

While getting boots on:
Kelsi "Daddy It's Christmas"
Daddy "Kelsi Christmas and snow have nothing to do with eachother do you understand that?"
Kelsi "yeah, but their kind of the same, like it's same diff"