Onions

Karli and I were waiting at the doctors office browsing a magazine. We come to a picture and I ask Karli "What is this a picture of?"
She says "A cupcake with a cookie on top" (it was a pic of a muffin)
Moving on "Karli what is this a picture of?"
Her "I don't know, I have no clues."
Me "What do you do with it?"
Her "put it in a bowl"
Me "Why?"
her "to eat it"
Me "you eat it all by itself just in a bowl?" ( i was hoping for cut it up put in soup, or in something else.)
Her  (chuckles) "no, You use a fork"
It was that scope ad where the scope goes through the onion like a bullet.