Cows eat Chicken, Yeah.

Karli "Mom I are eating cow."
Me (raises eyebrow) "Cow?"
Karli "yeah, it's cow"
Me "That's Chicken Karli."
Karli "Yeah, but cows eat chicken."
Me (laughing) "Really Karli? Cows EAT chicken?"
Karli (laughing) "Yeah, they did one time at the painting place."
Me "What painting place? Cows eat grass."
Karli "Yeah, but one time cows eated chicken, and chickens eated grass, and worms."
Me "sure Karli, but you are eating chicken, and it was not eaten by a cow, you are eating it, and it ate corn, probably."

Donating to Goodwill

I was being grouchy one day and Matt asks the girls "Should we get rid of your mommy and donate her to Goodwill?"
Kelsi says "yeah, then he will have two girlfriends"
Karli agreed "yeah, we'll donate mommy"
The back story on this one is Matt has a friend named Will well when Kelsi was 3 she called him "Goodwill" because we shopped at Goodwill the store and then when Matt named his friend she assumed that "Will" was a nickname for "Goodwill" and had a hard time differentiating the two she now knows but the nickname "Goodwill" has stuck, they do not yet understand that you don't donate to people.