So my daughters were in trouble for opening 30 packs of crackers eating the filling and leaving the rest on the floor that got stepped on... And crumbs everywhere...then I remembered.....
I was 4 (maybe 5?) once, I stole Carmex from a friend, used gobs on myself, then filled the cats ears, then I wanted to return the Carmex cuz I felt guilty for taking it, I got the Vaseline, filled the Carmex jar, then cleaned my hands on the carpet, that felt soooo cool and I could see a color difference in the carpet, so I tried to coat the rest if the carpet in Vaseline so it would all look the same........... My logic was slightly flawed...and I'm not sure WTF I was thinking about Smokey Joe, poor cat!
Still got mad but shoot, I could have carpet, and it could have been Vaseline..... My poor mother!!
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